That is not a dress.

you might want to wear some pants with that
Back by popular demand (haha j/k literally the polite request of one person).

Back by popular demand (haha j/k literally the polite request of one person).

I really feel like this needs to be addressed. Please note the price.

I really feel like this needs to be addressed. Please note the price.

Et tu, Bloomingdales?

Et tu, Bloomingdales?

Bad. Photo. Angle.

Bad. Photo. Angle.

Casual Friday.

I missed you guys!!

I missed you guys!!

I really don’t think lifting it up like that is the best idea.

I really don’t think lifting it up like that is the best idea.

In celebration of NYFW, I bring you…High Fashion Not Dress!  Pictured with leggings because, well, obviously.

In celebration of NYFW, I bring you…High Fashion Not Dress!  Pictured with leggings because, well, obviously.

To be fair, it is a decent(ish) amount longer in the back than in the front.  Something about a mullet is coming to mind…business in the back, party in the front?  I don’t know.  That was terrible.

To be fair, it is a decent(ish) amount longer in the back than in the front.  Something about a mullet is coming to mind…business in the back, party in the front?  I don’t know.  That was terrible.

This model looks kind of…mad.

This model looks kind of…mad.